Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?
You know, I think it’s absolutely hilarious that you think you have me down to a science,
No, really it’s pretty funny. Go ahead and let me know how your boyfriend takes it when he finds out that you fake being pregnant more than once.
Stay out of my shit, and don’t bring MY relationship into your dumb ass mouth because guess what, I’m not fucking stupid like you, and we’ve been together a hell of a lot longer than you’ve ever experienced. Think before you judge, because if you don’t, you don’t come off as smart, you just look ridiculously ignorant.
Oh, and p.s. yes, I do have friends. I would understand why you would think I don’t, seeing that you don’t have any.
